uhmeliamay:

Someone have sex with me thanks

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

"As long as you’re happy, do not worry about me."

petcanadian:

pros and cons of wearing your pjs all day

pro: you can fall asleep anywhere and already be ready

con: nothing, why do we ever wear anything else

(via exposedxbones)

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

(via fuckmentaldisorder)

p1unk:

oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent

it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile

(via bigcoldcuts)